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Our terms of trade, privacy practice and cookie policy. Short enough to read, plain enough to understand, and more of a set of actual guidelines than most.
First, the honest bit
Barrie’s Banana Factory is a fictional company. This site exists as a public demonstration of the Snitcher tracking script — it is a realistic B2B website you can browse so you can watch the resulting events appear in a Snitcher workspace. Nothing here is for sale, no order will ever be filled, and no cask has ever been cured at Port Royal on our account.
Terms of trade
1. Nothing here is a real offer. Prices, provisions, ports and tiers on this site are illustrative. No contract of sale can arise from anything published here, and any order placed will not be filled — not out of bad faith, but because there are no bananas.
2. Forms do not send. Every form on this site is handled entirely in your browser. Nothing you type is transmitted to a server, stored, emailed or read by anyone. The forms exist so that the tracking script has a realistic submit event to record.
3. Downloads are samples. The files in the resources section are small placeholder documents generated for demonstration. They contain no confidential material and no banana-curing trade secrets, chiefly because there are none.
4. The lore is invented. Barrabas Quill, the 1691 cure, the Royal Warrant and the entire crew are fiction, drawn from the Caribbean pirate seed data used across Snitcher’s demo environment. Any resemblance to a real victualler is coincidental and frankly unlikely.
Privacy
What is collected. This site runs the Snitcher tracking script, which records ordinary web analytics events: page views, clicks on tracked elements, form submit events and file downloads. Alongside these it records the technical metadata any web server sees — IP address, user agent, referring page and the URL you are on.
What Snitcher does with it. Snitcher’s purpose is company-level identification: it matches visitor IP addresses against a business database to work out which organisation a visit came from. It is aimed at identifying companies, not individuals.
What is not collected. Form field values are not transmitted anywhere by this site — the forms never leave your browser. We hold no account, no password and no payment detail, because there is nothing here to buy.
Where it goes. Events are sent to radar.snitcher.com and land
in a Snitcher demonstration workspace used to show prospective customers what the product
does. They are not sold on or shared further.
Opting out. Any tracker blocker, or the browser’s “do not track” setting where the extension respects it, will stop the script loading. The site works exactly the same without it. For the full picture see Snitcher’s privacy policy.
Cookies
The tracking script sets a first-party identifier so that several page views in a row can be recognised as one visit rather than five separate strangers. That is the only category of storage this site uses.
There is no advertising cookie, no third-party pixel, no session replay and no cross-site tracking on this domain. There is also no cookie banner, because a demonstration site that spent its first impression on a consent modal would be a poor demonstration.
Clearing site data for this domain removes the identifier entirely, and your next visit starts fresh as a new session.
Getting in touch for real
The addresses on the contact page are fictional and go nowhere. If you have a genuine question about Snitcher, the tracking script or what this site is demonstrating, the people who can actually answer are at snitcher.com.